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I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with. - Denis Leary Quotes

I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.

American Actor Country

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay? - Denis Leary Quotes

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them. - Denis Leary Quotes

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them.

American Actor Hate

It's always great to get word that you've been picked up for another season, ... We're really hitting our stride and have great story lines already mapped out for next year. - Denis Leary Quotes

It's always great to get word that you've been picked up for another season, ... We're really hitting our stride and have great story lines already mapped out for next year.

Crazy? ... Maybe. But that's a good kind of crazy. It's a guy who knows what he wants. - Denis Leary Quotes

Crazy? ... Maybe. But that's a good kind of crazy. It's a guy who knows what he wants.

Did you ever notice they never take any fat hostages? You never see a guy coming out of Lebanon going: I was held hostage for seven months and I lost 175 pounds, I feel good and I look good and I learned self-discipline. That's the important thing. - Denis Leary Quotes

Did you ever notice they never take any fat hostages? You never see a guy coming out of Lebanon going: I was held hostage for seven months and I lost 175 pounds, I feel good and I look good and I learned self-discipline. That's the important thing.

I will tell you that the last five shows are going to really blow people out of the water. There's gonna be a lot of head-spinning going on. - Denis Leary Quotes

I will tell you that the last five shows are going to really blow people out of the water. There's gonna be a lot of head-spinning going on.

Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct. - Denis Leary Quotes

Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.

Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a new dog, you get remarried, you owe ten million dollars in medical bills but you work hard for thirty-five years and you pay it back and then -- one day -- you have a massive stroke, your whole right side is paralyzed, you have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of your mouth and drool but you go into rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and the power to talk and then -- one day -- you step off a curb at Sixty-seventh Street, and BANG you get hit by a city bus and then you die. Maybe. - Denis Leary Quotes

Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a new dog, you get remarried, you owe ten million dollars in medical bills but you work hard for thirty-five years and you pay it back and then -- one day -- you have a massive stroke, your whole right side is paralyzed, you have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of your mouth and drool but you go into rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and the power to talk and then -- one day -- you step off a curb at Sixty-seventh Street, and BANG you get hit by a city bus and then you die. Maybe.

You're 16 years old, you don't know shit about shit, and PULL UP YOU'RE PANTS!!! - Denis Leary Quotes

You're 16 years old, you don't know shit about shit, and PULL UP YOU'RE PANTS!!!

Funny

Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list. - Denis Leary Quotes

Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.

The best pitch I ever heard about cocaine was back in the early eighties when a street dealer followed me down the sidewalk going: I got some great blow man. I got the stuff that killed Belushi. - Denis Leary Quotes

The best pitch I ever heard about cocaine was back in the early eighties when a street dealer followed me down the sidewalk going: I got some great blow man. I got the stuff that killed Belushi.

Drugs

I will not bond. I will not share. I refuse to nuture. - Denis Leary Quotes

I will not bond. I will not share. I refuse to nuture.

I've eaten things that didn't complain this much. - Denis Leary Quotes

I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid. - Denis Leary Quotes

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.

Personally, I think Jim Henson said it best when he said

Personally, I think Jim Henson said it best when he said "Anybody got an aspiren? I think I've got a cold."

My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I has the chance. - Denis Leary Quotes

My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I has the chance.

American Actor Regret

I just think it's difficult for them to see the forest for the trees right now, which I can't blame them for, given the circumstances they found themselves in. - Denis Leary Quotes

I just think it's difficult for them to see the forest for the trees right now, which I can't blame them for, given the circumstances they found themselves in.

It became sort of a snowball effect, with guys trying to deal in their own way with 9/11, whether it was drinking or whatever, - Denis Leary Quotes

It became sort of a snowball effect, with guys trying to deal in their own way with 9/11, whether it was drinking or whatever,

Most of the stories that we do are true stories from the last 20 years in the fire department, both funny and tragic, - Denis Leary Quotes

Most of the stories that we do are true stories from the last 20 years in the fire department, both funny and tragic,

Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swim next time, OK Jerry? - Denis Leary Quotes

Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swim next time, OK Jerry?

We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me! - Denis Leary Quotes

We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me!

I'm the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy that could sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs or the side order of gravy fries? I want high cholesterol. I would eat bacon and butter and buckets of cheese. Okay? I want to smoke Cuban cigars the size of Cincinnati in the nonsmoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green Jell-O all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I might suddenly feel the need to. Okay, pal? - Denis Leary Quotes

I'm the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy that could sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs or the side order of gravy fries? I want high cholesterol. I would eat bacon and butter and buckets of cheese. Okay? I want to smoke Cuban cigars the size of Cincinnati in the nonsmoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green Jell-O all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I might suddenly feel the need to. Okay, pal?

I want you to take away the hope because that's the thing that's killing me. - Denis Leary Quotes

I want you to take away the hope because that's the thing that's killing me.

I'm high as a kite and my teeth are green, Merry f**kin' Christmas! - Denis Leary Quotes

I'm high as a kite and my teeth are green, Merry f**kin' Christmas!

Christmas Teeth

Tommy has quit drinking and she shows up and all hell breaks loose. - Denis Leary Quotes

Tommy has quit drinking and she shows up and all hell breaks loose.

Hell

Rescue Me' will explore the lives of firefighters through their relationships with each other, their families and their bookies, - Denis Leary Quotes

Rescue Me' will explore the lives of firefighters through their relationships with each other, their families and their bookies,

Firefighters Relationships

I'm in my truck talking to Jesus. And you can see a World Series ring on my right pinkie finger. But when I take my sunglasses off a second later, it's gone. It's the whole divine intervention thing. You know Jesus had something to do with them winning. - Denis Leary Quotes

I'm in my truck talking to Jesus. And you can see a World Series ring on my right pinkie finger. But when I take my sunglasses off a second later, it's gone. It's the whole divine intervention thing. You know Jesus had something to do with them winning.

Jesus Christ World Series

Rescue Me' will explore the lives of firefighters through their relationships with each other, their families and their bookies. - Denis Leary Quotes

Rescue Me' will explore the lives of firefighters through their relationships with each other, their families and their bookies.

Firefighters Relationships

Ray Romano gets the films' emotional moments, John the funny ones, but Diego makes it all happen. Diego is still a leader smart and strong, but he thinks he may be getting soft' because of his fear of the water. - Denis Leary Quotes

Ray Romano gets the films' emotional moments, John the funny ones, but Diego makes it all happen. Diego is still a leader smart and strong, but he thinks he may be getting soft' because of his fear of the water.

I literally go out with a set of bullet points, - Denis Leary Quotes

I literally go out with a set of bullet points,

When we'd get done, Jeff would tell me: 'This bit is good. This other bit has nothing to do with what we're talking about.' - Denis Leary Quotes

When we'd get done, Jeff would tell me: 'This bit is good. This other bit has nothing to do with what we're talking about.'

I'd object. And like a baseball manager, he'd come right back at me. - Denis Leary Quotes

I'd object. And like a baseball manager, he'd come right back at me.

I will pay people off to get one. I'll bribe anybody - you can put this in the paper - tell them to call my office and tell me how much money they need. - Denis Leary Quotes

I will pay people off to get one. I'll bribe anybody - you can put this in the paper - tell them to call my office and tell me how much money they need.

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